| Stoney’s feature film debut involved dancing
in a circle and singing ‘Ring Around the Rosie’ in Adolfas Mekas’
Hallelujah the Hills. He was three years old.
Many consider this the earliest attempt of any actor to make a comeback. The attempt, sadly, failed.
But the kid has been trying to hit his marks and not bump the furnature ever since. Here you see a few examples.
If you scroll to the bottom of the page, you’ll be rewarded with a vision of Stoney’s world-famous teenaged gams. Yowza!
|It seems apparent from the obscure smattering of photos here that Stoney specializes in an expression which deftly combines smugness and bewilderment. Patent pending.|
|Below you will note how old school makeup artists did not skimp on mascara.|